Sunday, April 25, 2010

Highlights IPL 2010

IPL 2010 would be remembered for so many things. Other than Cricket and Controversies this years IPL would be remembered for _____
1) Dhoni losing his mobile phone again and again, pleading on national television to stop stealing his mobile. I wonder what does it mean? Does it mean Dhoni is so busy playing cricket that he cannot take care of his belongings? But thats not true, because whenever he is playing cricket or flying around the globe he has to be 'connected to friends'. Afterall Facebook is the most important use of a mobile phone !
2) Abhishek Bachchan, after getting out-performed by his co-actors in any movie which has any other character than himself :-), is now repeatedly, daily got beaten by his clerk. Still, clerk gets paid less because he is poor, lady gets paid less because she is a woman ! But Abhishek is paid much more becaue he is Bachchan !!
3) Sehwag and Gambhir, both married, shows there desperation for a girl, allegedly Vidya. However, both cannot afford individual mobile phones. Probably, IPL fees is proportional to number of runs they made !
4) Bunch of losers (RCB, DD, DC, RR) who not even play poor, but also sing poor. I guess MI, CSK players would be happy that they dint get sponsorship from KingFisher to prove their singing talent.
5) Karbonn Kamaal Catch, Maxx mobile Strategic Timeout, Citi moment of Success, DLF Maximum.. Very soon we'll forget chauka (four), chhakka (six), whatta catch, bowled. We'll only know their sponsorors !
6) Sanjay Dutt asking Ranbir Kapoor (leader of Youngistan) super intelligent questions to get Pepsi and Sexy !

10 comments:

Vipin Kumar said...

hehe...what about the advertisment right in between the over, irritating isn't it.

Maddy said...

n Lalit Modi always saying -"May the best team win".. almost forgetting where his money is :P

Divya said...

Hehe... MRF Blimp

Anonymous said...

lol! what about a girl in bikini selling cement on a beach with no buildings and there is the citi almost moment of success

parmar said...

forgot to mention abt mongoose bat :P which was hardly been used by Australians :)

Puneet Parakh said...

good one guys... another smart thing: Ravi Shastri giving message on Saving Energy, Saving Planet and Greenery... But on the Energy Day when whole world switched off light IPL was played in flood lights !

aditya said...

ha ha...and the JK Cement ad..a girl in the bikini..which has nothing to do with the cement..

阪神ジュベナイルフィリーズ said...

阪神ジュベナイルフィリーズ 2010を徹底予想!!過去の結果やデータから分かる高配当の法則…出走馬の状態などを現地のスタッフからお届けします!

Hチェッカー said...

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